I seriously can't stop laughing

I know this isn't super-new, but it has me struggling not to pee in my pants right now.

OK, I had put up the YouTube link, but just watched it and realized the "questionable" words weren't bleeped out...

So, HERE is the Hulu link. You can also click on the photo to go to the link.

There's a good chance that if I wasn't married to the most handsome man on earth, I might try to convince Michael Bolton to fall in love with me.

When he gets to the "mystical quest to the Isle of Tortuga" part, I can't stop laughing. 

So, what do you think? If you laughed, let me know.    :-)